In Dash Diet: Drinking Diet Soda: Weight Loss: Runner's World Forums

Even if you'd never get old or even get fat; And your dog could take itself out; And everyone loved you; And you always slept well; And you never got sad; And all you teachers all thought you were a genius; And no one ever broke up with you; And every scholarship was a full scholarship; And the world wasn't a mess; And your body looked good all on its own; And every day in every way; You felt like ...Dash Diet